Wednesday, February 23, 2011

$1000$

I was shopping at wal-mart and was checking out when I passed the magazine section. On the issue of NYT they had a picture of a 100 dollar bill. I grabbed the magazine and the money fell off the issue. I was so suprised I jumped up and punched a guy in the face(He's still recovering.) Anyway I took the money and stashed it in my  hoodie and ran out of the store before anyone could notice there was violence. I headed home and thought as I walked what doors of oppurtunity were now open to me.

I ran to the bank and deposited $250 in a savings account. After all you never know what might happen. I then invested a quarter into gold in the stock market. I then would buy three tickets to alaska and four to England. And I would finally go around on a cruise to Alaska. Whats with the travel plans you may ask? Well... Lets just say that the money wasnt exactly "clean". It turns out it was the Irish Mobs. All well.
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11 comments:

  1. JenniferFebruary 23, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    a crusie to alaska that would be fun

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  2. Dozer11February 23, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    wow i think that kind of dangerous. dont u think

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  3. MakaylaFebruary 23, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    I can't believe that you puched a guy in the face!

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  4. Uka UkaFebruary 24, 2011 at 7:15 AM

    $OUND$ A LITTLE DANGEROU$, don't you think?

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  5. Mr. TorpinFebruary 24, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    where can i find this magical magazine? I want it!

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  6. Jasmine StarrFebruary 25, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!!! I wanna come! :)

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  7. TristonFebruary 25, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    Thats a nices blog marcus:)

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  8. kachigaFebruary 25, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    alaska is cold

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  9. AmyFebruary 27, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    what the heck why would you punch a guy and have fun freezing in Alaska

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  10. lil daddyMarch 1, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    I want this magazine or you will give it to me and i hope you knock some teeth out of that guys mouth because that is cool

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  11. TiffanyMarch 1, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    That would be so cool if there was actually a 100 dollar bill taped on a magazine.

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