Thursday, February 24, 2011

Free Blog.

As most of you already know, today is a free blog. So today I would like to blog about my favorite sports team: the Denver Broncos. As everyone knows, this year was not their most successful year. But, I believe next year will be their year to shine. Here are a few reasons why:

  1. Defensive Linebacker Elvis Dumervil will return.                                                                                                                                                      He led in tackles two years ago but suffered a hamstring injury and was out for the season.
  2. Quarterback Tim Tebow will start.                                                                                                 He almost single handedly won a 49-20 game against the Houston Texans.
  3. We get 3rd pick.                                                                                                                               With the enormous amount of talent in college football there are infinite amounts of choices with such an early draft.
  4. New coaching.                                                                                                                            Their new coach John Fox has alot of experience coaching talented players which former  coach Ed McDaniels had a hard time accomplishing.
That my friends is why The Denver Broncos will win the Super Bowl.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

$1000$

I was shopping at wal-mart and was checking out when I passed the magazine section. On the issue of NYT they had a picture of a 100 dollar bill. I grabbed the magazine and the money fell off the issue. I was so suprised I jumped up and punched a guy in the face(He's still recovering.) Anyway I took the money and stashed it in my  hoodie and ran out of the store before anyone could notice there was violence. I headed home and thought as I walked what doors of oppurtunity were now open to me.

I ran to the bank and deposited $250 in a savings account. After all you never know what might happen. I then invested a quarter into gold in the stock market. I then would buy three tickets to alaska and four to England. And I would finally go around on a cruise to Alaska. Whats with the travel plans you may ask? Well... Lets just say that the money wasnt exactly "clean". It turns out it was the Irish Mobs. All well.

Monday, February 21, 2011

My Amazing New Pet

Hmm...what a good question. If I could bring one animal home from the zoo, what would it be? I could bring home a rhino and go through the town in a blind rampage. I could bring a monkey and go on a crime spree. I could bring home a peregrine falcon and use it instead of a phone and text...but someone might decide they want chicken. I could get a tiger. But some how it would escape. And we ALL wouldnt want that to happen.

In the end I'd probably get a wolf. Its like a dog but bigger and deadlier.  That way if some idiot tried to rob my house I could just yell, "Sabre, Sick em!" and down would go the intruder. Yep, life with a wolf would be great then I would have a reason to get steak more often.  There would be one downer; BIG DOG DOODOO.  But overall I think a timber wolf would be the best pet.hat way if anyone crosses my path who doesnt

Thursday, February 3, 2011

In the future...

  In the future, I see my self working my way up to the top of the military world. I think I would discover technology that would make me millions. It would(of course) be for the good of mankind. But of course some criminal master mind would find a way to turn it into a weapon of destruction and of course I would have to clean up the huge his mess. But if that happened I could always whip out the awesome U.S. Navy SEALs to kick some terrorist butt!!!
   Anyway, after that exciting chapter in my life I think I would settle into a political career and go to Nebraska and run for governor. Then after two terms, I would run for U.S. president. If I am not elected I will retire to Seattle or Denver. I would then go back to UNL and teach a class in Science or Political Science. And that is my future.